Primus

Exhibition: To be or not to be?

-Good morning, my name is Ilona Primus – Ziarnowska. Did I get through to the gallery that runs the painting auctions in Krakow? - I asked politely - the conversation of this content took place authentically

-Hello, you got through so well. - I heard a nice answer

-I wanted to cooperate with you, I have some interesting paintings for sale.

-That's great !!! - my interlocutor said in a loud voice - And whose are they? she added

Whose?

-Well, mine! - I was surprised

-Ma'am, I know that you are their owner, "said my interlocutor, slightly annoyed," I'm asking who painted them?

-Weeeeeell me. After all, I have finished, the prestigious Academy of Fine Arts in Krakow, I- brush the brush (and not only) great. Somebody else would boast, but I joked slightly (in the psychology books is said that jokes connect the interlocutor)

-But our gallery sells only paintings of dead artists !!! - She was clearly outraged.

-I promise I will die. It is true that I am not able (as well as many) to give an exact date, but sooner or later I will meet your exorbitant conditions. Where's the problem? I asked

-Please do not make jokes, death is a serious matter! - the outrage of my interlocutor jumped to a clearly higher level

-Excuse me, lady, I did not mean to upset you. - not all psychology guides work, unless I made somewhere a mistake?

-So if you finally realized that death is a serious matter, please do not upset me! - she replied with anger

-With all respect, accepting your reasoning, „Will I be able to bother you after my death? "I asked, searching for a bit of precision

Yes then yes! -the rage of my interlocutor has become purple

-Well, in that case. You made me realize that death is not only a serious matter, but a key issue for artists. I will contact you as I will be dead. Goodbye.

-there was no answer - maybe something interrupted?

To be or not to be

after an informative conversation, The things I do for the patrons of art? - a real dilemma

TIME will show at the exhibition - everything can happen - I invite you cordially.

And if my dear patrons, you feel like a conservative "About Me", then I invite you to the website www.atelierprimus.pl you will learn everything. In addition to some spicy details ...